TOM 'LEFTY' WORNER

Tom 'Lefty' Worner
LOCATION	Cleveland suburb. Like anybody would stop by and ask me to "show them the town".
MARITAL STATUS	Who's asking? (Ouch! JoAnne , my wife, just slapped the @#%& out of me.)
OCCUPATION	Proctologist (Ass Man)
CHILDREN	My only and best effort, Adam, June 1983
HOBBIES
TV SHOWS I WATCH	Soul Train Reruns
MUSIC I LISTEN TO	What keeps me going. If I could do it again .......I would have played with Darrel Grosch's Band (or the Blue Gass Band from Dayton, Ohio) and would now be traveling the country and playing with Jeff Hufnagle. Or maybe Jeff would not permit me in. For the soul reason I would relent on introducing just a wee bit of "Funk". (Dave Holcombe would be offered cameos when we travel and work the greater Cinci area.)
COOL GHS MEMORY	Many, many and all good. Several that come to mind........ *1. Mr. & Mrs. Rudy egging Holcombe, Turner and Fansler. A classic. The Rudy's had "Game".* 2. Kurt Blumenstock telling the story of drying his jock strap by hanging it out his car window while driving from Gettysburg to Greenville for practice. (Kurt where the hell you been?) 3. Kicking Showalter's ass at tennis and many other things. (Not really - just trying to provoke a freakin' reaction from the Dude.) Show, you with Blumenstock? 4. Scottie Mullins bending over and taking a whack from wood shop teacher (Can't pull his name....Williams?) so we could go to lunch 10 minutes early! Scott we still owe you! *5. The Park! Coaches/Teachers Dick McGreevey, Dickie Powers, Mark Clark, Stan Palmer, Lee Morris, John Suba* *6. Driving Broadway with Jenk and/or Brew thinking I'd get "lucky" when they introduced me to an out-of-towner. My luck...I'm still driving......ugh!* Looks like you've done pretty good for yourself, Mad Dog!! CD
FAVE TEACHER	Of course Mrs. Deardourff and all the help she gave me wifh my english skillz. Better yet, pours a great "adult beverage".
NOW	Why bore you any more. *Thanks for letting me share. No need to publish any of this smack I had fun just searching my gray matter for it.*
PHOTOS